This is a sacred day in sports. As soon as the final whistle is blown in the Playoff game questions start swirling of where the hottest SuperBowl party is going down. For ladies this is the chance to enjoy a room full of testosterone and buffalo wings. From a house gathering to a local bar sometimes the energy of a Super Bowl rivals that of a night in the club. And what's better its free to get in. But before you make your calls, get dressed and dash out to kick it, here's what every woman should consider for this day. Check out my 10 Fly Tips for Enjoying Super Bowl Sunday.
- Look for parties where the men will outnumber the women (preferably Straight Men...Im just saying). And when getting dressed don't overdue it. Your look is Sexy Casual; jeans, fitted top, clean gym shoes or flat boots. Body dresses, mini skirts, high heels, etc say one thing: 'I'M LONELY AND DESPERATE. PLEASE LOOK AT ME!'
- Arrive early enough to get a seat but not so early you look like you had NO other options. Somewhere around the middle of the 1st half is perfect. Show too early you'll be setting up. Show too late your standing up irritated because your feet hurt. (See #1)
- Don't ask a bunch of questions during the game. If you're not familiar with the sport the hit Wikipedia for some quick research. No one wants to hear you interrupting with stupid ass questions like "Why does the man in the Foot Locker shirt have that yellow gang rag in his back pocket." If you don't have the time then pick a team and cheer when the people who want them to win cheer.
- If your a die hard fan and your sports knowledge rivals that of an actual player don't try to hold court like you're a game analyst because you'll only come off lesbo. Just fall back and enjoy. Better still, find a cozy sofa next to a cutie and trade notes one-on-one.
- Give your him space to mingle. Nothing says stalker like a chick yelling at her man every 5 minutes "Who was that bitch?" It's a party, mingling is apart of the process. You won't have to worry about who he's talking to if you're talking to people yourself. Nothing says confidence like a woman on her own. Make him come by and check on what you're doing. NO OVERT FLIRTING.
- Don't go on an empty stomach. There's nothing more UNsexy than food stained clothes and indigestion. You just want to snack NOT slam.
- Don't get wasted. Sloppy drunk is not cute and you don't want to be remembered for peeing on yourself or throwing up in a plant. Take your time. Only drink enough to loosen up and socialize. Wait until the guests leave to get loose. ;)
- Don't come empty handed. It's considerate and it tells him you can add to what he's got going on. However, DO NOT overdose! Just bring one item. If you cook, bring your specialty dish; Taco Dip, BBQ wings, Spaghetti Salad, etc. Nothing that says you were cooking all day. If you can't cook then bring a 24pk of beer; nothing over $40.
- When the party is over DO NOT clean up. When you start picking up his place you're no longer the hot chick he invited to the party, you've suddenly become his mother. No guy wants to sex his mom and if he does you don't want him. ILK!
- Finally, if it's only a few hours before the game and you get a last minute call inviting you to a party he's had planned for weeks then very politely decline. "Oh, I can't. Wish I would have known earlier, I promised "a friend" I'd drop by his party. Have fun tonight. Bye." Yes decline. He needs to understand you got it going on and you're not sitting around waiting for his call. Once he thinks you're the last minute chick you're always be that chick. Decline. Trust Me! Even if you wind up at a bar with a bunch of strangers. It's not as bad as you think you never know who may walk in.
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Great advice!!!
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